THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
THE END OF AN ERA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
"The Flicking Candle Company"
lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
Say what you want about Ash. Call him a shitty trainer and compare him negatively to characters like Red because he hasn’t completed his pokedex or won a league. But this boy fucking loves his Pikachu (and all of his pokemon). He jumped off a tower to try and save his pokemon’s life—even if it meant sacrificing his own. He loves pokemon so much that he’s willing to die for them. He treats them like family, friends and partners. He’ll do anything to make them happy—even if it means letting them go and never seeing them again. He was even willing to do this for Pikachu when he thought it would be happier in the wild. Ash cares more about his pokemon than he cares about himself. He cares more about the health and happiness of his partners than winning some league title. He’ll let a pokemon go even if it means losing a vital, powerful member of his team. He loves his pokemon like family, and that’s what being a good trainer is all about.
Or perhaps in Slytherin. You’ll make your real friends, those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.”
The Ocarina of Time was made from the Timeshift Stone
That’s why it has the ability to transport Link back to the past with the Song of Time at the end of Ocarina of Time.
hero of ferelden at its finest
“A pretty plot for fairy tales, Sire. But in real life, oh, no. No, it was foredoomed to failure.”
“Failure, eh? Ha-ha! Take a look at *that*, you pompous windbag!”
#first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY